GRANDMA IS SO HARDCORE IM SCREAMING
GET ON HER LEVEL
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Ricky,
*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….
(via that-one-mexicanese)
“We pretend that we don’t care. But we care.”— Lorde; Sober
(via notsoseriouslyserious)
90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it
(via lancer2107)
(via dusty-milkshake)
(via dusty-milkshake)
You can be your own secret Santa with alcohol and Amazon Prime.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
The saying “out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t apply when there’s an insect in the room
(via just-shower-thoughts)
You don’t realize how much force your jaw exerts until you accidentally bite your tongue
(via just-shower-thoughts)
“Dog food lid” backwards is “DILDO OF G0D”
(via just-shower-thoughts)
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